Me and my freind are going camping. We set up tent and we go to bed. We hear noises outside. Very scary noises. I look and saw this white creature with claws. I woke up my freind and said: "SHIT THE FUCK MAN! THER'S THIS- A FUCK OUTSIDE!!!". He replied with: "The fuck you talking about?". I didn't respond and my friend went outside of the tent.
I waited 6 hours, and I didn't here from him. I got outta the tent and saw his leg... I screamed: "HE FUCK DIED- WHO WHAT HOW FUCK WHAT!!!!!!????". I huhsluhnated and died. and the creature ate my corspe.