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Hamburger Buns

Don't you dare touch em' Got it?

Johnny was walking down the street, with a freshly new bag of hamburger buns.

He was all set up, and ready to fire the BBQ.

When out of nowhere...

Some random person walked up to him and asked "Hey. Can I touch your hamburger buns?"

Johnny, in a mid life crisis now because that random guy asked him that question. Johnny snapped out of the crisis and said "Yeah... I don't think so..."

The guy, mad and angry, walked away crying because he really wanted to touch some hamburger buns.

Johnny just shrugged it off and carried on with his day.

Johnny came home to his loving wife and daughter.

With the hamburger buns, in hand, Johnny said "WHO WANTS TO BARBEQUE!"

They all said "MEEEE! MEEEE! MEEE!"

Johnny set up the barbeque.

While his family were waiting patiently for the hamburgers, the hot dogs, the polish sausages, and the chicken to get done.

Then, when Johnny was done with it all and was etting ready to set up the first hamburger...

The same guy, who wanted to touch his hamburger buns went all Samuel L Jackson on his shit, beating up his family too.

He reached over and touched Johnny's hamburger buns.

He said "FUCK YEAHHHH! YOU CHEEKY ASS MOTHER FUCKER! WOOOOOO!"

Johnny and his family only got minor bruises.

They looked at the hamburger buns and said to themselves "WE WASTED ALL THIS FOOD!!!!!"

So, they all did a Hari-Kari, then they died.

The End.



Written by Fatal Disease