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*Insert boring intro*

Josh: Josh Wheaton.

Receptionist: OH DUDE you got that one proffesor. You might switch classes bro.

Josh: NAH I dun need to.

*in the class*

Raddison: I'm fucking Kevin Sorbo bitches. Everybody needs to sign that God is dead!

Josh: I can't do that! Imma Christian!

Raddison: Okay, then you gotta debate me and commit academic suicide! Because Kevin fucking Sorbo.

*when they debate*

Josh: *insert Strawman about big bang theory here*

Raddison: *insert Asshole Atheist counterargument here*

*out in the hallway*

Raddison: Yo bitch you think you're smarter than me? I'm fucking Kevin Sorbo.

Josh: Nah man I don't think I'm smarter. I'm just tryin' to convert you to Christianity because my God obviously said to!

*second debate*

Josh: Clearly Stephen Hawking is wrong. Let me provide an entirely subjective example as to why! Now let me try and debunk evolution but clearly not prove anything!

Raddison: *after everyone leaves* Bro, don't you know atheists used to be Christians! You're an idiot because I'm Kevin Sorbo!

*third debate*

Josh: WHY DO YOU HATE GOD?!

Raddison: OH MY GOD I DO HATE GOD. THIS IS CLEARLY NOT STRAWMANNING THE ENTIRE ATHEIST COMMUNITY. GAAAAAAAAH! *SALVATION*

*CONCERT*

*Raddison gets hit by Car*

Raddison: I got hit by a car... because... I'm Kevin Sorbo. DISSSAPPOOOOOINTMENT! Guh... *dies*

*THE END*



Written by Senjumaru Shutara