*Insert boring intro*
Josh: Josh Wheaton.
Receptionist: OH DUDE you got that one proffesor. You might switch classes bro.
Josh: NAH I dun need to.
*in the class*
Raddison: I'm fucking Kevin Sorbo bitches. Everybody needs to sign that God is dead!
Josh: I can't do that! Imma Christian!
Raddison: Okay, then you gotta debate me and commit academic suicide! Because Kevin fucking Sorbo.
*when they debate*
Josh: *insert Strawman about big bang theory here*
Raddison: *insert Asshole Atheist counterargument here*
*out in the hallway*
Raddison: Yo bitch you think you're smarter than me? I'm fucking Kevin Sorbo.
Josh: Nah man I don't think I'm smarter. I'm just tryin' to convert you to Christianity because my God obviously said to!
Josh: Clearly Stephen Hawking is wrong. Let me provide an entirely subjective example as to why! Now let me try and debunk evolution but clearly not prove anything!
Raddison: *after everyone leaves* Bro, don't you know atheists used to be Christians! You're an idiot because I'm Kevin Sorbo!
Josh: WHY DO YOU HATE GOD?!
Raddison: OH MY GOD I DO HATE GOD. THIS IS CLEARLY NOT STRAWMANNING THE ENTIRE ATHEIST COMMUNITY. GAAAAAAAAH! *SALVATION*
*Raddison gets hit by Car*
Raddison: I got hit by a car... because... I'm Kevin Sorbo. DISSSAPPOOOOOINTMENT! Guh... *dies*
Written by Senjumaru Shutara