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These are quotes taken verbatim from users on the Creepypasta Wiki chat, since its reopening of September 2014. Some came out of nowhere, others are taken somewhat out of context and are funnier that way. There is no limit to how many quotes I take per user.

"you are an evil socipathic bitch who deserves to be in proson and needs to go into theerapy most likely had parents that didnt love yuo and probably have nosing better to do than point out the flaws in people" -Animefan9999, talking about Ahri-chan

"she is just asking for a dick rammed up in her ass" -Zyranne

"Oh, btw, Sloshed. You're now an alcoholic because you walked into Cleric's room and saw him naked." -Steam Phoenix

"I hade a soccer ball kicked in my vagina
omg
it hurt" -Vookvook

"I am not a whore" -Ahri-chan

"Moose is the type guy that I would make out with" -AngelOfDarkness101

"fuck u all gayasses why don't you kill urselves u bitches!!!" -Someone who was banned immediately after saying this

"Who wants to see my tits over Skype?" -XxxHerpxxX or something

"Zyran. Everyone has a right to talk. and *facepalm* this wasn't a sock account. I created this after it was banned." -Creeps101

"I LIKE RAISINS" -ChaoZStrider

"remember to drink your school, don't do sleep, go to milk and get eight hours of drugs" -Sadofreedomist

"One time I ejaculated to a chair just to see if I could
And I could" -Rokklaggio

"God damn I love being white." -Aeterna Chaeo

"no im drink lol" -Nipples

"Hello I Am A New Creepypasta I Am Real And On My Way To Creepypasta With Me Becoming Mad Soon My Name Is The Beastmaster" -I don't know and I don't care

"OH I'm SO HORNy" -Kill1mes

"Ive had dreams that ive fucked a few people in chat...is that bad?" -Maulle

"No crying over spilt boob" -Luigifan100

"Lets all sex!" -Maulle again

"vandals can just fucking die" -Mystreve

"Alright I don't care anymore , guess everyone in the pasta community was right and this wiki really was just a bunch of elitist snobs who think that they are better then everyone else I'm leaving and not coming back this was the actual thing maybe if you would of just looked for one second this wouldn't have happened. Btw here's the full pasta that's not on your wiki so technically 1999 should be deleted for being incomplete. http://someordinarygamers.wikia.com/wiki/1999" -Keeper of the tastiest pastas

"When in doubt, sex" -JamesDNaux

"Dammit... Why do I have to be pregnant?" -Fatal Disease

"brb shooting up a school" -Ecuinach

"I just remembered that one of the janitors that worked at my school was arrested for kiddie diddling 367 days ago." -FriendlyJim

"Left tit is love, right tit is life." -Jacket Mike

"Pinkie just got anal fisted." -Jacket Mike

"Daily reminder that I sold my soul to Satan." -Jacket Mike

"Found it. Also found a site selling dragon dildos.." -BrokenSquid

"I don't like the way it's fucking me" -ScrewYouDinkleberg

"You are now imagining that unicorn with prolapse." -Wolfenmaus

"When the time comes, James, dong WILL expand." -Dubiousdugong

"Fellatio? Is that a sandwich?" -Lei Omaki

"js foot long fellatio actually sounds pretty good" -Radarmatt

"I have cocks on now" -Luigifan100"

"i fuck eels for breakfast" -Grammatik

"I should make a game when you jack off a pony" -Maria

"Go the fuck ahead, you cockmollusk." -Wolfenmaus

"I do not have a dik!" -Myself

"YOU WHORE I MISSED YOU" -Ecuinach

"FUCK THESE FLOORS FUCK THIS GAME FUCK THEM ALL THIS COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING DOG KICKING CAT RAPING ASS LICKING HAMSTER PUNCHING ASS KISSING SHIT EATING PISS DRINKING ASS FUCKING MISSION!" -Irishninja

"Well fuck me in my ass and call me Charlie Sheen." -Fatal Disease

"Wait no, I've got some chinese robot sex dolls in the attic" -BrokenSquid

"I lost my innocence when I was around six when I saw my parents about to initiate coitus... I giggled and ran away..." XX23654Xx

"Sometimes I'm feeling so alone that I have sex with a fucking pillow XD" -'Chapeist Jamés'

"well shove a stick up your ass and make a mikesicle" -Sarah

"sleep is good cus its being dead without the commitment" -Finnonymous

"Viva la go fuck yourself." -Jacket Mike

"ITS NOT RELAXING ITS GIVING ME A BONER" -Boogieman123

"SLENDERMANS STALKING ME HELP PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Fox the killer

"Black his ass." - Nommehzombies

"The class in the auditorium I'm sitting by is talking about sexting and sending nudes" -Satan's Chilly Nipples

"And this guy was in a pink bunny suit with a raging boner" -Bitter

"I love Anus Paradise" -Defrether

"Fuck everything." -Simba

"I am fucking my bed" -Anime

"how do you join the wiki chat? I've been trying for hours but I just can't do it." -?

"I'm so white, I make milk jealous." -ChaoZStrider

"What?! That's impossible! I'm not above the law, I AM THE LAW!" -SloshedTrain

"dont imagine Steve whispering "pls be admin" in a shaky, maniac voice as he undresses you" -Zyranne

"i'm just upset because maria hasn't given me a fucking lap-dance yet." -Mystreve

">be me
>be in the shower
>hear a knock on the door
>It's Streve
>pls be admin" -ChaoZStrider

"the song is nothing but a dick measuring contest" -Weirdozzy

"At this point, I'd fuck a fucked fuck" -Strawberry Starship

"Someone tell me all the people who are usdating on creppypasta" -RadarMatt

"I'm dating everyone's mother." -Wolfenmaus

"Someone needs to fuck that Devincooper64 guy" -Critic of Sadness

"Every death metal band needs a triangle player" -ElChuloAmericano

"If you guys are going to cyber, take it to PM." -ImGonnaBeThatGuy

"I'M NOT MAD MOTHERFUCKER JUST BECAUSE I POSTED A PIC OF MY DICK?
FUCK YOU ANIME"
-WhiteReaper

"Of course I noticed you. You have the vooks. Who could miss that pair of vooks lol" -'ClericofMadness'

"Dickfire is what happens when you try to use shampoo as lube in the shower" -Devincooper64

"I don't fuck mothers, I make them." -ChaoZStrider

"Show me the fucking dildo" -ElChuloAmericano

"chica can shit in my lap" -Zyranne

"I'm a stupid hoe" -ScrewYouDinkleberg

"And when you Diddy my Donkey Kong, I'll mash that keypad all night long~." -Mute

"I remember when I was a stupid kid and I used to cut pidgeons open with a piece of sharp glass and curse people at my school by writing their names in blood on the pavement." -Jacket Mike

"I was running to the pool. After I get into the locker room I see this full grown man naked. He walks by me and says "Oh, sorry." -Fatal Disease

"If I saw Morgan in real life I would *CENSORED* and *EXTREMELY CENSORED* until you *SUPER FUCKING CENSORED*" -Gray

"I saw frogs once. They were tiny. And jumpy." -me

"I am a foxy grandpa" -Clericofmadness

"I am shirtless for a reason!" -Trityn

"I'm in Ver's bed." -Seviren

"My penis is bigger than a motherfucking aircraft carrier." -Rebel of Rebellion

"Oh dear god is that what a vagina looks like up close?" -Silvekéir

"FUCK YOU KEYBOAERD" -Synthwave

"And then I go into your room while you were sleeping and turn on your lights and I'M JUMPING AND I'M SHOUTING AND VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING" -Synthwave

"Her birth certificate is a fucking apology from the condom factory" -Rebel of Rebellion

"I'd Mary Cassist's rabbit" -me

"i can't wait for afterbirth" -YesterdaysHyperdrive

"i just wanna fuck a snake lady

its not a big request" -Eileen the Crow

"go get raped serbian whore" -SOMEGUY123

"those fucking kikes really don't know when to stop do they? "No racial slurs" -51599p

"I insert my penis into the anal cavity of dead roosters. ;3" -ArkaineDestiny

"We both know that I was right, but you couldn't grow up and be an honest person, which automatically makes you a degenerate with a vagina, because no real man would rape." -ShawnHowellsCP

"pumpkin spice flavored condoms are the best part of October 😩😩😩👉 👌🙌🙌🙌" -RadarMatt

"Why is everyone projecting their fetishes on me?" -The Damn Batman

"why is everyone in this chat so goddamn horny" -me

"I am just saying, your titties should now wave in a slight breeze like a flag." -Lucas 2016


Please don't edit this yourself. If I find something quotable I will include it. Make your own wall if you want more that I didn't include.