Joey's world tour

This is a straight-up review. No background, no history, no trivia, or anything like that. Just a plain, straight-up, to the point, review. This is Joey's World Tour.


Joey began hi--

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His Weight and Harassment


The Review

Okay, here it is: THE REVIEW! Joey World Tour is an internet personality on the video sharing platform, YouTube. He makes videos about him eating the latest and greatest food from various fast food restaurants. Joey starts the video by saying his famous catchphrase "IIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK'KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Then he starts eating the food, the main attraction of the video. He starts by putting the food in question up to his mouth. He then makes a brief comment about its appearance. Then, he puts the food in his mouth. He begins chewing on the food, up and down his mouth. He lets out a series of moans in the process. He then takes another bite of the food, but this time more violently. More moaning ensues. He takes another bite of food, and it's gone. He ate the whole thing in 3 bites. After he swallows it all, he makes a very odd noise: "wowowowowwwwowoowoooooowowwowwowoowowowwwowowoowowwwwoo". Some speculate this is a mating call. Anyway, then the review ends. Overall, I really enjoy these videos. It's satisfying watching a man (an attractive one at that) eat away at food at such a fast rate. His best video is the KFC Nashville Chicken Review. The moaning sounds he makes in that are just amazing. It makes me wish Joey would give me a tour of his world. He also has nice features. I love his eyes and his lips.